A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The Sun is such a lonely star. Whenever he comes out to see his friends, they all disappear.

Start with an honest analysis of why you are in opposition, not in government.

To be successful is to be a carrier of kingdom in every life pursuit

I still secretly believe that afternoons are the time for the test card and you shouldn't watch television when the sun is out.

I think I have a degree of confidence, but I also have terrible insecurity, like anybody does.

Forgiveness leads to love, and love leads to forgiveness.

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

I'm a novelist at heart. My sole intention is to write the best novel possible. I don't think about the film potential at all.

The point is you keep going. You want to. So all the things that make you want to are the point.

Success and suffering will either darken your heart or make you wise, but they won't leave you where you were.