A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

A nation writes its history in the image of its ideal.

The only men who become Gods, even the Sons of God, are those who enter into polygamy

out of great Russia came three dusky syllables workmen took guns and went out to die for: Bread, Peace, Land.

Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?

I want the stark beauty that a lens can so exactly render presented without interference of artistic effect.

As to the deceit perpetrated upon women, let it pass, for, when love is in the way, men and women as a general rule dupe each other.

Externally we are a single being, but internally we are a world.

One should be allowed to choose one's burden.

Technology and comfort - having those, people speak of culture, but do not have it.