A penny saved is a penny to squander.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

Writing is the spectrum through which the chaos of life can be seen, studied and understood.

A man who wears a fragrant flower on his collar spreads a perfume wherever he goes. (141)

I drink a lot of Body Armor - it's a sports drink. It offers great hydration, and it's the best before/after drink for workouts. Orange mango is my favorite. Strawberry banana is a close second.

You can't help the poor by becoming one of them.

There will be things that I do that no one will be left to understand.

Good music is very close to primitive language.

There's lot of social censorship now, especially in this era of ubiquitous social media.

Tomorrow country then, tomorrow country now.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.