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A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.


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She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.



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It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.



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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.



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