A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Do they wish us well?Or hope to see us fail?

Death and burial were a public spectacle. Shakespeare may have seen for himself the gravediggers at St Ann's, Soho, playing skittles with skulls and bones.

On Sunday, the president flies to the Azores islands to attend a summit with British Prime Minister Tony Blair and Spanish Prime Minister Jose Aznar, and here's my prediction: Bush gets voted off.

He could beat anything, he thought, because no thing could hurt him if he did not care.

Good bread and good butter go together. They are one of the perfect marriages in gastronomy, and they never fail to cheer me.

I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

Six minus six is zero. Spears are good for subtraction Ella said

I can only do something that my sister or my daughter, if I have one, could watch and feel positive about.

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

It's a long way from not having enough serotonin to thinking the world is "stale, flat and unprofitable"; even further to writing a play about a man driven by that thought.