We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action.

You can fix anything but a blank page.

Practise your knowledge, for knowledge without practice is a body without life

I like to feel dumb. That’s how I know there’s more in the world than me.

The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.

The one thing the police cannot protect us from is a politician like Bill de Blasio.

All top international athletes wake up in the morning feeling tired and go to bed feeling very tired.

PETA. I would make everyone eat raw meat. [why] because I could.

The human race built most nobly when limitations were greatest.

There are four principal pathways that lead to enlightement: The yoga of love, the yoga of service, the yoga of knowledge, and the yoga of mysticism.

Loving Jesus is what's most important to me. I know it sounds hokey, but it's the truth.