A lot of the times you read something and you don't realize that you are going to have to do the things that you read.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Fear is the vehicle in which love can do its worst.

Perfect courage is to do without witnesses what one would be capable of doing with the world looking on.

I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons: It represses women, it's generally illegal.

When women stops blushing, she has lost the most powerful weapon of charm.

Every time I do a movie, especially an animated movie, I just seem to scream and shout and hyperventilate for money.

No idea is above scrutiny. No idea whatsoever. To criticize, to scrutinize and to satirize my own religion [Islam] is not Islamophobia.

Organization and education, when they interact with each other, they strengthen each other, they are mutually supportive.

I mean, where I come from, 'communism' is not a terrible word.

I'm not a big jazz fan.