A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

She'd have the two of them eating out of her shoe. I've watched her in action, but I could never get away with it. And, I console myself, being cute hasn't made her all that happy.

Never allow opinions of others to disturb your inner tranquillity.

Simplicity is natures first step, and the last of art.

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.

It would bring tears in your eyes to make you think of all those years, the type of brain-washing that this man will use in America to keep us separated from our own people.

There's just something fascinating to me about watching a business interaction unfold, and the negotiation. And how everything is negotiable in life.

This is a service station, we offer service. There is no higher purpose.

You can't play well if you don't look good.

Alas, I am a woman friendless, hopeless!