A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that.

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

I am not afraid of what god can do to me. He is already doing it

I think love can save the world. When we love, we completely recognize the value of the other.

It's no good crying over spilt milk; all we can do is bail up another cow

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.

Come, let us have some tea and continue to talk about happy things.

My priest tells me i should not date a mormon but im just too in love with you that i'm willing to take risks

Women come in all shapes and sizes, and we are what we want to be, not the label that is placed on us.

There's something about lonely nights and my lipstick on your face

I look back on my years as a Wall Street lawyer as time spent in a foreign country.

Love conquers all; let us surrender to Love.