A dictator's chief problem is keeping the stomachs of his subjects full while keeping their heads empty.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

That the loss of a man, even if he had been the love of her life, was not the end of a woman's existence.

I can only say that, while my own opinions as to ethics do not satisfy me, other people's satisfy me still less.

In spite of your fear, do what you have to do.

I don't want to leave Manhattan, even when I'm gone.

I Love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.

On 'American Gladiators,' I got to pummel a lot of people off a pyramid with a giant Q-tip. It was so much fun to wrestle people with no risk of getting knocked out or choked out.

Casting aspersions on those we love always does something to loosen our ties. We shouldn't maltreat our idols: the gilt comes off on our hands.

The worst diets are ones that restrict your calories too much and try to trick your body. You have no energy, and it's ridiculous.

Only during the action is the idea of matter influenced.

He also knows what king of protein I like, what T-shirts I like, how I like my dry cleaning to be done. He also knows how I like my stuff folded and put away into drawers.