Whiskey Quotes

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though.

I'm drowning in whiskey river.

If you can't drink a lobbyist's whiskey, take his money, sleep with his women and still vote against him in the morning, you don't belong in politics.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

Drugs, cataplasms, and whiskey are stupid substitutes for the dignity and potency of divine mind and its efficacy to heal.

Yes, it's true I once knocked out a horse. It was at a fiesta in my mother's home town of Guarare. Someone bet me a bottle of whiskey that I couldn't do it

I'm not very geeky. I'm quite homespun. I would say I'm more modern rustic than gadget-orientated. I like woollen things and log fires and whiskey

Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted.

Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey.

Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory.

Sometimes the Bible in the hands of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hands of another.

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.

A bibliomaniac is one to whom books are like bottles of whiskey to the inebriate, to whom anything that is between covers has an intoxicating savor.

Black coffee’s a lot like whiskey, you know? All devil and no trimmin’s. Always liked my sins pure and take it as it comes.

Ya think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety - now that is the good stuff!

Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

The privileged classes can afford psychoanalysis and whiskey. Whereas all we get is sermons and sour wine. This is manifestly unfair. I protest, silently.

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!

Come on boys, you must listen unto me, lay off the whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Politicians and music don't mix. It's like whiskey and wine.

Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title.

The federal government cannot maintain a budget surplus any more than an alcoholic can leave a fresh bottle of whiskey untouched in the cupboard.

Great fury, like great whisky, requires long fermentation.

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must.

The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey!

Set your guitars and banjos on fire and before you write a song smoke a pack of whiskey and it'll all take care of itself.

We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.

He taught me the difference between a good single malt whisky and a bad one.

Whisky is liquid sunshine.

Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.

Inspiring bold JohnBarleycorn! What dangers thou canst make us scorn! Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil!

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.

A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.

Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.

I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air.

Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

Coffee, whiskey, and fishing poles. That’s really all you need in life.

You can steal my women but don't play with my whiskey.

I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance.

Bye, Bye Miss American Pie, drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry. Good old boys drinking whiskey and rye, singing, this'll be the day that I die.

I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.

Quart of whiskey a day for months working hard on a long poem. Wife hiding bottles, myself hiding bottles. Murderous and suicidal. Many hospitalizations, many alibis.

Call him drunken Ira Hayes, he won't answer any more. Not the whiskey drinking Indian, nor the Marine that went to war.

I think booze is a good ritual. I think knocking back a shot of whiskey does calm the nerves and helps a lot.

It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.