The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win.

We don't wear sequins because we think we're great. We wear them because we think sequins are great.

Warm evenings, pale mornings, bottle of blues

Jesus built a ship to sing a song to, it sails the rivers and it sails the tide. Some of my friends don't know who they belong to, some can't get a single thing to work inside.

When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago.

I believe writing is a gift God gave us to share His thoughts poured out upon us! Writing is a talent needing care and comfort

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Others said May was best, that sweet green time when lilacs bloomed and gardens along Main Street were filled with sugary pink peonies and Dutch tulips.

Politicians are like God. No one believes in them, they haven't done anything for ages, and they give jobs to their immediate family

"As for that," said Waldenshare, "sensible men are all of the same religion." "Pray, what is that?" inquired the Prince. "Sensible men never tell."

Anywhere I'm wanted, I'll go. I've got to be wanted, though.

That she does not crouch today where St Paul tried to bind her, she owes to the men who are grand and brave enough to ignore St Paul, and rise superior to his God.

Be reverent before the dawning day. Do not think of what will be in a year, or in ten years. Think of to-day.

Liberals often don't see the problems, and conservatives don't see the promise, of government.