What The Hell Quotes

I am afraid. I am not solid, but hollow. I feel behind my eyes a numb, paralyzed cavern, a pit of hell, a mimicking nothingness.

Oh, I would probably have raised more hell.

I live in my deepest hell and from there I cannot fall any further.

The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.

A shout that tore hell's concave, and beyond / Frightened the reign of Chaos and old Night.

If But for the Mercy of my Lord, that my paradise becomes a woman's hell.

All Hell is smaller than one pebble of your earthly world; but it is smaller than one atom of this world, the Real World.

What strange beings we are! That sitting in hell at the bottom of the dark, we're afraid of our own immortality.

I would rather be on a roller coaster life going through hell and back to appreciate the glory instead of having it all at once.

Hell has a climate, but no situation. It lies in the spirit, and not in space.

HELL: A place where the police are German, the motorists French and the cooks English.

Hell, nobody knows where jazz is going to go. There may be a kid right now in Chitlin Switch, Georgia, who is going to come along and upset everybody.

My true desire is to relieve others of their pain, though I myself may fall into hell.

If I had a soul, I’d probably wind up in hell anyway.

In the utmost solitudes of nature, the existence of hell seems to me as legibly declared by a thousand spiritual utterances as that of heaven.

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

I will call no being good who is not what I mean when I apply that epithet to my fellow creatures; and if such a creature can sentence me to hell for not so calling him, to hell I will go .

What the hell has Hoover got to do with it? Besides, I had a better year than he did.

Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.

Believe anything is possible and then work like hell to make it happen.

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.

It is your attachment that creates hell.

If a plus-size woman is not represented in fashion or on TV, what the hell are we doing?

I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.

Yes, war is hell. It is awful. It involves human beings killing other human beings, sometimes innocent civilians. That is why we despise war.

Strong men greet war, tempest, hard times. They wish, as Pindar said, to tread the floors of hell, with necessities as hard as iron.

He's hell bent for destruction, he's afraid and confused, and his brain has been mismanaged with great skill.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

In hell, all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you.

People are not to be driven and you can put into a gnat’s eye all the souls of the children of men that are driven into heaven by preaching hell-fire.

There is wishful thinking in Hell as well as on Earth.

You may never reach that glorious moment until you die, so live life on the edge halfway between heaven and hell...and let's all dance in the middle in purgatory.

I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.

Hell, I live like I did when I was 35. I don't believe in retirement groups because I don't believe in retirement. How long can I keep coaching? How about forever? I'll never walk off the field.

Because I was small, I was getting the hell kicked out of me playing football.

I'd like to be remembered as a guy that came along and did his music, did his best and showed up on time, clean and ready to do the job, wrote a few songs and had a hell of a time.

The report [by a UN commission on Darfur] demonstrates beyond all doubt that the last two years have been little short of hell on earth for our fellow human beings in Darfur.

Despair was a heavy blackness that let no light in or out. It was a hell beyond expression. I thank God it always passed.

We headed to hell for heaven sakes, well Imma levitate...make the devil wait.

Almost every time I make a building, some people will condemn it straight to Hell.

Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell.

Sure my career means a hell of a lot, but it will never come before Sandy and my son.

I don't need any drug to show me Heaven And I sure know how to spend plenty of time cleaning Hell But I'm missin' that feeling of falling.

Let none admire that riches grow in hell; that soil may best deserve the precious bane.

You can't live in paradise—but you are living right here. Make this your paradise or make this your hell. The choice is entirely yours. Really.

Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I'm constipated.

Nor aught availed him now to have built in heaven high towers; nor did he scrape by all his engines, but was headlong sent with his industrious crew to build in hell.

Sometimes I had to force the overpainting of three corners almost without any feeling for shape, almost without inspiration, only to find my way back, to get out of this hell.

The only good government... Is a bad one in a hell of a fright.