Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Mine was the twilight and the morning. Mine was a world of rooftops and love songs.

Given a thimbleful of [dramatic] facts we rush to make generalizations as large as a tub.

She is not an ordinary girl. She is my fairy who will change my life and make it beautiful with her smiles.

If we try to emulate the leadership style of others we perceive as successful, we end up being second-rate versions of someone else.

I had a dialect coach to get an American accent, and then another dialect coach to come off it a bit. There is something deep and mysterious in the voice when it isn't too high-pitched American.

Screw ambiguity. Perversion and corruption masquerade as ambiguity. I don't trust ambiguity. John Wayne

Long life is a burden, when it's spent in misery.

A map of the world that does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at, for it leaves out the one country at which Humanity is always landing.

No believer lives a spiritually isolated life.

You can keep on chewing gum for ten hours, but after about a minute and a half you've got all the good out of it.