Valentine Quotes

Whatever you love most, be it sports, pleasure, business or God, that is your god!

In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels.

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

Even if the sun refused to shine Even if romance ran out of rhyme You would still have my heart until the end of time You're all I need, my love, my Valentine

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.

Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I.

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

Money gives me pleasure all the time.

Somebody's sent a funny little valentine to me. It's a bunch of baby-roses in a vase of filigree, And hovering above them ... is a fairy cupid tangled in a scarf of poetry.

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.

Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith.

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably a demented otaku with smelly feet. So catching him will be a breeze!

I was a big "Blue Valentine" fan. I really loved that movie. And I thought the performances were just unbelievably real, which is certainly what I always strive for in my work.

I get letters every year from women who think Valentine's Day is an empty exercise, but are ironically pretty exercised when their boyfriends neglect or forget it.

Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

I have written a raucous valentine to a poet's dream and agony.

Darling, replied Valentine, has not the count just told us that all human wisdom was contained in these two words,- "Wait and hope"?

If only St. Valentine was around to see his memory celebrated through the mindless marketing of whipping cream and lingerie.

I was a sidelines child: never class president, never team captain, never the one with the most valentines in my box.

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night.

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

What is Valentines? Is it a restaurant name?

There is no greater thing two friends can do for each other than simply to be each other's friends.

It is said that love and a cough cannot be hid.

This is what our love is––a sacred pattern of unbroken unity sewn flawlessly invisible inside all other images, thoughts, smells, and sounds.

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!'

Not every article in every magazine or newspaper is meant to be a valentine card addressed to every reader's self-esteem.

I thought of the words of the Renaissance philosopher Michel de Montaigne. "If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.

I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny.

This is my saddest story: In grade school, they would have us open our Valentine's cards and read them out loud. I always sent cards to myself because nobody else did.

To her you're Jocelyn's daughter. But I'll always be Valentine's son

ONCE UPON A TIME when the world was young there was a Martian named Smith.Valentine Michael Smith was as real as taxes but he was a race of one.

Jace looked as if she had slapped him. "Why are you determined not to believe us?" "Because she loves you," said Valentine. Clary felt the blood drain out of her face.

Be it Valentine's Day, Father's Day or Mother's Day, I feel all days are reminders of some feelings. February 14 doesn't hold any special relevance for me.

I've dreamed of this a thousand times before But in my dreams I couldn't love you more I will give you my heart Until the end of time... You're all I need, my love, my Valentine

It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!

In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?

Since love is a magic, Valentine's Day is the day of magicians! Whoever loves creates a magic; whoever is loved, a magic is created!

People value Halloween, like Valentine's Day, because they can tell themselves that it's not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to say, not Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Muslim.

It was like a bad movie except he didn’t actually twirl his mustache.” -Jace to Maryse about Valentine, pg.122-

I wouldn't cut you out of my life Clary, any more than I would cut off my right hand and give it to someone as a Valentine's Day gift." Gross," said Clary. "Must you?" Simon grinned. "I must.

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.

I'm everything I am because you loved me.

I'll paint you moments of gold, I'll spin you Valentine evenings.

I wanted to do a set of love songs for Valentine's Day so I went through my old material. I found myself scraping around the edges of good taste.