Valentine Quotes

The first horror movie I saw, in first or second grade, was My Bloody Valentine [1981], where there's a deranged killer in a miner mask stalking a small coal town.

I'll paint you moments of gold, I'll spin you Valentine evenings.

Whoever decided that comic valentines were a good idea should have been sent away to think it over.

I love you. I honestly love you.

Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day.

In Valentine's Day or in any other day, the brightest star is not Venus or Jupiter but the very love in people's heart!

We sent out 3,000 Valentines to the ladies, asking them to be my voter.

You have a dark heart in you, Valentine’s daughter,” he said. “You just won’t admit it. And if you want Jace, you had better accept it. Because he belongs to me now.

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.

Open your life wide, and take me in forever. I will never be tired-I will never be noisy when you want to be still...nobody else will see me, but you-but that is enough-I shall not want any more.

My valentine is always my dad.

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.

She's my comforter and friend, I tell you she's that peace within. She's the lover in my home, she's the strength when I'm not strong. Everyday my valentine, I'm so glad heave made her mine.

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

It's sad, because he just doesn't have any ambition outside of loving his wife and his daughter — which should be enough but doesn't seem to be enough in this case.

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday.

I'm up for it. Whatever it is. As long as it means I'll always be with you.

Valentine's Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original?

Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.

I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves.

I don't really care too much about Valentine's Day... I've never had a valentine or anything. I've always just spent it with my friends, so I don't really have much expectation for Valentine's Day.

Every day is Valentine's Day! I'm a hopeless romantic.

Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me.

I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?

The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine's Day headquarters. Guys, if that's your Valentine's Day headquarters, you can also call the garage your new home.

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

Valentine's Day is my mother's birthday. If I'm wildly in love, I've sent people chicken hearts, which seems to appeal to the kind of person that I've been in love with.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan!

For me, one of the toughest things about Valentine's Day is that it gets geared up as the day to profess your love. See, T-E-S-T - that's a bad word that doesn't go with L-O-V-E.

The best thing about Valentine's Day is that if you don't have a lover, you badly remember to get one!

Valentine's Day is the day all singletons like me dread

Somebody, my daughter or my wife, gave me a music box for Christmas. It plays "My Funny Valentine" on celeste, you know? So I had Bobby [Irving] just play "Jean Pierre" with the changes on celeste.

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.

I've always had horrible Valentine's Days.

Valentine's Day's not for men.

When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath.

The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine's Day as you can get in the human experience.

But Valentine, why despair, why always paint the future in such sombre hues?" Maximilien asked. "Because, my friend, I judge it by the past.

They also said she was unconscious and that Valentine wasn’t happy about it. He seems to be waiting for her to wake up.” “I’d stay unconscious if I were her,” Isabelle muttered.

Consider it a race to see who kills you first, Daylighter-Valentine, the other Downworlders, or the Clave.

It was hidden inside another book. One Valentine was unlikely to ever open." Magnus smiled crookedly. "Simple Recipes for Housewives. No one can say your mother didn't have a sense of humor.

I have a suggestion," said Valentine to Luke, in a surprisingly even tone. "Let me guess," said Luke. "It's 'Don't kill me,' isn't it?

Never sign a valentine with your own name.

See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo." "He says he's not your sweet babboo." "What does he know?

Jean Valentine and Jane Cooper were my professors at Sarah Lawrence College - and they were uncompromised in their art. They gave me models of how to live one's life as a poet.

She learned her hands in a fairy-tale, And her mouth on a valentine.

I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Valentine's Day is, maybe it's a day to stay home and cry.