Miranda Hart Quotes

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did.

Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.

We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not.

I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.

I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised.

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.

I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic.

Pessimism is my default setting.

I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.

I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

If I did better... I'd be God.

I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18.

My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time.

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.

I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before the end of the class, I come out of the cupboard and go, 'Sorry I'm late.'