The News Quotes

Here's the latest from the Pentagon -- the generals are worried that the White House is spreading itself thin by trying to fight a war on two fronts; Afghanistan and Fox News.

There are reports on the news tonight that members of the Taliban feel persecuted and fear their own safety. So now they know what it is like to feel like a woman in their country.

According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a gun, and he will personally shoot Osama bin Laden if he finds him. If Osama also has a gun, this could work out okay.

Laughter on American television has taken the place of the chorus in Greek tragedy. It is unrelenting; the news, the stock-exchange reports, and the weather forecast are about the only things spared.

I'm energetic and passionate about the needs - the things we need to fix. I don't feel old, I don't feel like yesterday's news.

I really enjoy delivering life-changing news to people who really deserve it.

I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is.

[My father] was interested. He read the newspapers and read Time and U.S. News and World Report and people in stores would come along, you know, and they would talk politics.

CNBC is a very serious-minded financial news network, and what we've seen thus far from Fox appears to be not as investment-focused or financially focused, and that's good for us.

Ignore the junk news - work on a worthwhile project, make a plan, or do something to enhance your life.

I grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio, and my parents are really right wingers. My dad watches, like, five or six hours of Fox News every day and stuff like that.

I don't like news channels so I have six websites that I check and I get the daily update.

If anyone wants to know the weirdest thing, it's getting your hair cut and seeing it on the news. Terrorists probably knew about my haircut.

Secrets of the heart are seldom news.

To go from politics to news, at least the subject matter is the same, even if the view is different.

TV is a huge draw. It's a magnet. Even when I was a policeman, if I was on a police scene and the news showed up, I'd race home to see if I would be on TV for 2 seconds!

The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.

News reporting is a cycle: No matter how much you work at sending a message, it's only successful if it's received.

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute.

Whether you work in news, sport, politics, whatever, it's exactly the same; a story is a story, is a story. I consider myself first and foremost a journalist.

I think because I came from a very strong news background and people were aware of me from that side of things, they appreciated me as a journalist. Maybe it was less difficult for me.

I wish we had a more open discourse. It's just a shame that with our 24-hour news media and the Internet, people have become so fragmented. They only want to support their own worldview.

People can say anything they want to. If they don't want to get the news from me, get it from somebody else. It's not something I'm going to worry about, I'm sorry.

Donald Trump told ABC news that if he had Oprah as a running mate, they could easily win. Although you know who'd definitely win? Oprah WITHOUT Donald Trump.

Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.

Today New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie announced that he's endorsing Mitt Romney for president. It's good news for Romney. I mean, you always want Chris Christie on your side. Unless you're in a canoe.

The really great athletes make their news on the field, not off the field.

I'm still a news junkie. I mean, I always was, I am now.

When something is dramatized it provokes a much more emotive response than just hearing a story on the news.

But I learned first-hand how the news media operates by watching how they interpreted, changed, and misrepresented my intentions.

When ill news comes too late to be serviceable to your neighbor, keep it to yourself.

All rock music is fake news.

When you're reading the news and sometimes you just think, "How bad can things get"?

In general, I think very few people have a sustained interest in news.

We all have to be, as consumers of information and news, we have to be a little more circumspect. And let's not take everything in that gets fed to us.

News conference in Chicago, where he apologized for the above statement, which was accepted by the Vatican. (11 August 1966)

The diversity revolution [in the news media] was supposed to increase readership and enhance credibility. Just the opposite has resulted. How long will it take the business to figure this out?

The world was quickly forgetting us. And there was little news to report.

Foreign news is one of the most expensive kinds of news and, unlike in colonial days, one of the categories with the lowest levels of audience interest.

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

The Mirror has become an important antidote to a media that is, most of it, supportive of the establishment, some of it quite rabidly rightwing. The Mirror is breaking ranks, and that's good news.

You'd find out more truth by just walking down the street with a musical instrument than by looking at any of the news outlets.

CNN is not fake news.

Whenever there is news of a terrible shooting, I wonder why America has so miserably failed to enact even common-sense gun legislation.

If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.

On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.

To me, that's where a lot of satire lies. News used to hold itself to a higher plane and slowly it has dissolved into, well, me.

I'm a little bit too obsessed with the news. I find the news easier to follow than narrative entertainment programs.