The Jerk Quotes

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I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens.

Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.

The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.

I'm just starting to scratch the surface of what really makes me happy and it's taken me a while to admit that acting like a little child and being a jerk and a punk is fun.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]

Never burn bridges. Today's junior jerk, tomorrow's senior partner.

I jerk off inside books, and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard

I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk.

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.

Counterpart to the knee-jerk liberal is the new knee-pad conservative, always groveling before the rich and the powerful.

I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching.

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?

What's the difference between tough love and acting like a jerk?

It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.

I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it.

Most of my stuff before CSI was kind of the jerk boyfriend, so I thought this was one of those deals, where these two have a thing going on, so we had a scene where they make out.

If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.

For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.

What is success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No. Money, for the most part, turns people into jerks.

Donald Trump is not a jerk. He's a friend of ours.

Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask.

I don't need some jerk like Romney, Santorum, Obama, Bush, Clinton or the rest of them telling me that they're my leaders. They couldn't lead me across the street.

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you. I want to ride in the swing of your hips. My fingers will dig in you like quotation marks, blazing your limbs into parts of speech.

In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.

The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.

So much could go wrong on a date. What if he turns out to be a jerk? [You need] A back-up plan, just in case he doesn't work out, you can move on to the back-up plan.

Success is not about money and power. Real success is about relationships. There's no point in making $50 million a year if your teenager thinks you're a jerk and you spend no time with your wife.

I jerk off 'til I bust blood.

Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you're lucky to be rid of.

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.

You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks.

I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?

I think I've had very knee-jerk emotional reactions to things, and sometimes I've said things without thinking. Being overly emotional clouded my judgment.

I was born a poor black child.

Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

Hemmingway was a jerk.

A person with grace is somebody who's socially graceful or is a classy person, but sometimes you just feel the opposite of that, and you just feel like a jerk and a loser and a weirdo.

All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.