Lizz Winstead Quotes

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

Every era in history has needed, and will need, reproductive health services.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

You can't solve a problem until you address the problem.

By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?

We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

By laughing, it helps take our power back.

There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."

Truth be told, when you start your career out as a clown, you don't consider yourself a writer.

When you go out for drinks, tell people to bring in a news story that made them say "Oh my god." Talk about it.

Just talk about the issues that are impacting you and your friends.

If you want to effect change, start small.

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

The second you realize you're not alienated, that makes you empowered.

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

Good satire hopefully provides thought-provoking conversation.

It's always fun when somebody who you admire and respect is the voice - is your voice, as a viewer.

This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.

I feel like the world has just become a polyester suit that's smoldering, melting, and at some point we have to figure out how to extinguish it.

People being forced to get health care and the insurance companies making millions.

The political satirist usually votes against their own interests, but the bottom line is that it doesn't really matter.

Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's a pronouncement that they like you on some level.

In an odd way, my parents were proud of me. When they saw me do stand-up, I'd see them looking around the room and watch them taking in the people laughing. On some level, that comforted them.

If you are very religious, and your religion teaches you that conception equals a baby, I don't know how I'm ever going to win you over to my side.

We raise awareness and drop information about access and laws into pop culture spaces through making videos and through live events. That's like fifty percent of what we do.

North Carolina is an amazing place. It has the best food, and also has folks fighting really hard for what's right.

Having an enemy that is visible out in the daylight is a good thing.

I'm a firm believer of wine.

The fact is, there's no such thing as "The Age of Abstinence."

I dropped out of college and I'm pretty much a self-educated person, so a lot of my core belief system comes from life.

I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.

Opportunities present themselves to me. That's how my whole life has been pretty much. I've been lucky.

We live in a nation where corporations are people.

One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath.