Super Quotes

If Jesus were alive today, he'd probably be at the Super Bowl.

I have short-term memory loss. I know that some of the memories of the Super Bowl championships are fading.

But when you get into a situation where you can acquire a proven leader, a proven quality player, an unselfish player, a guy who taken a team to the Super Bowl, I think you do it.

I always wanted to win the Super Bowl so I could take it and hold it and see what lies beyond it. I think it may be the sun.

I'm going to the Super Bowl again.

Wouldn't that be an amazing super power? Knowing where to press on someone's neck to make them immediately urinate.

Everyone knows what the Masters is, even if you're a non-golfer. People know what Wimbledon is. They know what the Super Bowl is. There are certain events that people just know about.

We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.

It's ridiculous for a country to get all worked up about a game—except the Super Bowl, of course. Now that's important.

When Super Bowl time comes around, I get jealous.

To portray America over the past twenty years or so, I would think immediately of football, probably the Super Bowl in its sumptuous suggestion of a national death wish.

I think if he [Donald Trump] goes to the super bowl, he thinks the guys in the huddle are talking about him.

If someone gave the Russians a football, they'd win the Super Bowl in two years.

Well, Judy, I would hope in the new year, we could start thinking about politics not like it was the Super Bowl, where you always have to have one team that wins and the other team has to be a loser.

How ironic, to be my last game that I ever played would be against Dan in a Super Bowl. The thing I always was afraid of was playing in a Super Bowl when it was raining. I can't throw a wet ball.

Playing music to me is as close to having super powers as you can have.

Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star.

These Seattle Seahawks wide receivers have been called pedestrian, they've been called no-namers, but they always come up with the big play.

I'm looking forward to making a Super Bowl run in Atlanta every year.

You know, the Super Bowl is so fresh that every single commercial is even on, you know, some next-level entertainment.

How convinced are you that man was created in the image of God when you can't see the image of God?

My fans are amazing and super loyal.

The QB is going to be judged, fair or unfair, on success in the playoffs. You remember QBs who have won 3 or 4 Super Bowls

I think the talent is there to get to Super Bowl 5.

I have held the following jobs: office temp, ticket seller in movie theatre, cook in restaurant, nanny, and phone installer at the Super Bowl in New Orleans.

That was a terrible Super Bowl, I have to say. I mean you got the big Peyton Manning walk off into the sunset win, but what a shnoozo.

I think there's a part of us that fantasizes about having some sort of super power. If I could have one, it would definitely be teleportation!

The Academy Awards for people in Hollywood is like the Super Bowl, the presidential inauguration and winning the NBA championship rolled up into one.

Tom Brady says he wants to give the truck he was given as the Super Bowl MVP to the guy who won the Super Bowl for the Patriots. So Brady's giving his truck toSeahawks coach Pete Carroll.

I am absolutely desperate to win a Super Bowl.

The Russian economy is tanking. It's gotten so bad that today Vladimir Putin had to pawn his stolen Super Bowl ring. And Putin will finance his next invasion on Kickstarter.

To me probably the biggest disappointments, as far as a football career goes, is I feel like I didn't live up to my potential, and I didn't win a Super Bowl ring.

Damn where my roof just go? Top slipped off like Janet at the Super Bowl.

I'm just feeling like it was meant to be. What can I say? The birth of my son, and in the first year of his life, we won a Super Bowl Championship.

The Super Bowl is a realistic goal.

Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?

On the New England Patriots losing the Super Bowl after going 18-0: We set high expectations, now we go down as 18-1, and that is one big zit. It is one big blemish. We choked.

I'm kind of a comic book geek, but I'm not really a super hero comic book geek.

Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you're alone that night you didn't make the cut.

The Super Bowl is really exciting. The parties are always fun. The whole thing is a big party.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

You don't have to be super clean to be a super star

I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can speak every language.

Giants versus Jets Super Bowl. I'm telling you, that's all I want to see.

Even when I was playing, I never thought much about the individual honors. I wanted to go to the Super Bowl.

Do you know what happens after you lose the Super Bowl? The world ends. It just stops.

This is like being in the super bowl. It's first down, you're on the one yard line, You either make a touchdown or you're hosed.

There's always an asterisk behind somebody's name who hasn't won the Super Bowl. There shouldn't be, but that's kind of the way history works.

If you're an athlete, you might work your entire life, and you win the Super Bowl once, if you're lucky. And I feel like in the arts and entertainment we win the Super Bowl all the time.