Tony Kornheiser Quotes

Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.

The Bears treat offense as if its bubonic plague.

Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.

He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's 12 years old, and it's over for him.

I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.

We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.

The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs.