Stupid Quotes

I can't live where I want to, I can't go where I want to go, I can't do what I want to, I can't even say what I want to. I decided I was a very stupid fool not to at least paint as I wanted to.

If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

I try and be as stupid as possible regarding my profession, which means I try to look at as few design magazines as possible.

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.

When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke.

I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women.

Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid.

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal.

I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement — especially when walking behind it.

The most stupid religion is Islam.

If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions.

But I'm saying we are loosing the people who are going to pay my social security. And that bothers me.

I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I'll just settle for a cow.

When people ask me really stupid questions or get it really wrong, I feel embarrassed for them. I don't really feel angry at them.

I mean people up here aren't stupid, I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart.

It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

Capitalism is a stupid system, a backward system

You ride in a limousine the first time, it's a big thrill but after that it's just a stupid car.

Only love has the ability to put you in that state of bliss

As a child, I was called stupid and lazy. On the SAT I got 159 out of 800 in math. My parents had no idea that I had a learning disability.

Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.

In the birthing process, you come out just realizing how stupid and weak men are! I mean, I might as well not have been in there, we're useless!

Punk is always something that's going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point.

Accept life, take it as it is? Stupid. The means of doing otherwise? Far from our having to take it, it is life that possesses us and on occasion shuts our mouths.

What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.

No scoundrel is so stupid as to not find a reason for his vile conduct.

Stupid people are ruining America.

I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can't help it. I'm just a cliché of myself.

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.

It's a slam-dunk case!

what a horrible loutish planet this is. the dominant species consists of sadistic morons, faces bearing the hideous lineaments of spiritual famine swollen with stupid hate. hopeless rubbish.

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

You've got to be frugal. If you want to make one peso and you spent two, you'll never make it. You must be very stupid if you don't know what you should save on.

Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.

It seems stupid when people limit themselves to one kind of music. It tells me they're not using their ears.

Do I grow cleverer with age, or does the world grow more stupid?

I'm allergic to stupidity.

We're giving our freedoms away. The American experiment was about freedom. Freedom to be stupid, freedom to fail, freedom to succeed.

Clinton's an unusually good liar. Unusually Good. Do you realize that?

whoever is so stupid as to imagine God to be either masculine or feminine openly shows that he is as bad a philosopher as a theologian.

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

Our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes - and I see many of them in the audience here today.

The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of changing their views to fit the facts, they try to change the facts to fit their views.

The difference between us and a computer is that, the computer is blindingly stupid, but it is capable of being stupid many, many million times a second.

We're self obsessed and mad and stupid - not that other people can't be the same way - but the extremes are kind of honest in some mad way. Anyway, I like them.

I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult, but I'm trying to be now, I'm trying to take this lemon and make lemonade.