Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

ten soldiers wisely led will beat a hundred with out a head

Obstacles are there to give you more opportunities to grow and excel in life.

You cannot ask someone to like you or love you more than you like or love yourself. YOU have to set the standard.

I have been a selfish being all my life in practice though not in principle.

One can furnish a room very luxuriously by taking out furniture rather than putting it in.

Just stopping, is a radical act of sanity and love.

Woman is the heart of humanity ... its grace, ornament, and solace.

Putting yourself first is not selfish. Quite the opposite. You must put your happiness and health first before you can be of help to anyone else.