Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

And, suddenly, as if her head cleared, she was quite sure that wonderful things did indeed exist. Even if they're only in my own mind, she thought, they're there and worth fighting for.

At the beginning love is a fact, at the end it's a theory

I still don't think like that. Because of Benazir, nobody else [in her party] was thinking about leadership. This position comes about only because of the vacuum that was created with her death.

There's a fine line between pleasure and pain. Love me like a ball and chain.

Creative Arts raise a person to another level of consciousness as if you could imagine life before words.

I miss theater. I miss living the arc of the character, from curtain to curtain, and I miss the immediate audience response.

Hence, in these times, untouch'd the pages lie, And slumber out their immortality.

My heart and passion has always been to reform the criminal justice system. I want to be a public servant, and I wanted to be a prosecutor because I felt it was the best way forward.

Accuracy and clarity of statement are mutually exclusive.

Great souls are always loyally submissive, reverent to what is over them: only small mean souls are otherwise.