Saturday Night Quotes

Saturday Night Quote of the day

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

And I can see Russia from my house.

We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live.

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

Saturday Night Live is a show that I think I could have a lot of fun on, just being different characters and maybe singing, too.

It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting "Saturday Night Live." You either sink or swim.

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.

It was a perfectly beautiful night, as fall nights are in Washington. I walked out of the president's Oval Office, and as I walked out, I thought I might never live to see another Saturday night.

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

I want a Sunday kind of love A love to last past Saturday night And I’d like to know it’s more than love at first sight

It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.

I dropped out of college my junior year to do saturday night live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice.

And I watch Saturday Night Live religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams.

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.

I'm a really big homebody. If I had my way, a typical Saturday night would be staying home, ordering in, watching a movie or catching up on some shows.

I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings.

Live every day as if it were Saturday night.

John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner!

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

I enjoy Saturday night racing.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

It was Saturday night and I was feelin kinda funny, Gold around my neck, pockets full of money.

Music is what mathematics does on a Saturday night.

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

Some things you have to do every day. Eating about seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn't going to get the job done.

The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night.

Bollywood stars are versatile; they not only act, but each one has the dance skills of John Travolta in 'Saturday Night Fever.'

It's all right to pull the cow out of the mud on Sunday, provided that you don't push him in on Saturday night.

When I started on 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the choice of wearing contact lenses, which I had never worn before, or glasses, in order to be able to read the cue cards.

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I think, for sure, 'Saturday Night Fever' and 'Pulp Fiction' were kind of bookends for - or the pillars of - my career.

I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But I think it's a little edgy for Saturday night.

Before I had children, I was - everything about my life was devoted to "Saturday Night Live."

It's really important to me to go to church, which is sometimes tough when I get back from road trips late on Saturday night, but I try to make it a priority to go every week.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

'Saturday Night Fever,' Paula Abdul, 'Fame,' Debbie Allen... all affected me and the generation before me.

Rich People plan for three generations Poor people plan for Saturday night

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

There's nothing revolutionary about Saturday Night Fever . You can see the same kind of movement at your local disco.

And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night.

It was Sunday morning (one a.m.), a not unusual time for some farmers, after a late Saturday night, to have a look round their stock and decide to send for the vet.

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian.

Chris [Evans] sent us a text that The Avengers assemble at such and such bar at 9 on Saturday night. That was a good group effort.