The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

I could never learn what I'm learning at college. They don't teach it there, because it can't be learned in that way.

Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

One of the remarkable things about my career is that it has been marked by steady, incremental progress. No sudden spikes up, and no sudden downfalls, either.

As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as brilliant as Robin Williams.

I was 36, and I had decided to quit acting because it was so disappointing.

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.

It's been five years worth of planning and negotiating to bring this to a reality.

To change the world, change yourself first.

You dont know someone until you know what they want.

Growing up, theres a lot of pressure to be normal. But normal isnt as fun as being yourself.

It is easy to understand why the rabble dislike cats. A cat is beautiful; it suggests ideas of luxury, cleanliness, voluptuous pleasures.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

I'm the greatest fighter in the entire world, how can I be afraid? I love people and people love me.

God is a name we give to love.

My dominion ends where that of conscience begins.

You don't bring glory or pleasure to God by hiding your abilities or by trying to be someone else. You only bring him enjoyment by being you.

It's no accident that I'm not married and don't have kids yet.