Sarcastic Quotes

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.

We're both [with Mark Wahlberg] capable of being sarcastic, vicious, violent lunatics, but we hold each other in check, appeal to the best aspects of each other.

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude towards life.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.

EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

Crime is rampant. We even steal away from responsibility.

a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.

It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.

It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

I do sarcasm really poorly.

Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.

very funny my sarcastic friend

She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved.

I don't know if Hillary [Clinton] was saying it in a sarcastic manner, but I'm very proud to have the endorsement of the NRA.

A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry.

He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.

Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time.

Humor is a good way in general to get people together, I think. Of course, Danish humor is more ironic and sarcastic altogether.

If she was going to die, she might as well die sarcastic.

And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.

I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.

She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law.

years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.

The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.

Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer.

Barack Obama is pretty similar to the person you see in public, at press conferences. He's a little saltier, a little more sarcastic and cutting.

Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you're able to persecute.

Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.

They are possibly the dumbest people on the planet... We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's happening outside our country. Our stupidity is embarrassing.

Character is what someone does, much more than who they are. I can be sarcastic or I can be fearful, but it doesn't really matter until there's a story - until someone comes in and holds us hostage.

[Albert] Schweitzer thus carved out his own path through the first half of this century, a lonely and learned giant amidst the hordes of noisy and shallow theological pygmies.

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the ancient martial art of sarcasm.

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.

I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.

I always get the better when I argue alone.

In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If young, it will eat anything at any hour of the day or night.