Sarcastic Quotes

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive.

I go up in the supermarkets and people always go what are you doing here and I go I'm hungry in a sarcastic but nice way just to let them know yo I'm human too man.

He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.

I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm.

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.

Whoa, what is this? Battle of the Sarcastic and Pissed? Should I make popcorn? Forget American Idol, man. This is much more entertaining. (Kish)

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

She never was really charming till she died.

Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts outside and who yelp at the God of truth, let us come to your various questions.

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment problem?

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it.

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.

I’d venture to guess that a list of things you know nothing about could fill volumes.

The more silent you are at bed during times of crisis, the more are the chances of an amicable, dignified and a not so counterproductive interchange of romantic exuberance.

In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin’ eagles.

Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.

The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the odor of three day old road kill and poo... -Katherine Anita Cho(KyCH)

I'll never understand ninety-nine percent of humanity. - Enoch

The problem is that in this jail there are too many mosquitoes, they don't let me sleep.

Walang matibay na relasyon kung buhay pa ang mga Kalapating mababa ang lipad...

Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.

If you don't understand it, it's art.

Keep your heads up! We are sinking!

Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky

Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.

I am not mean I am just sarcastically humorous

Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.

No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.

Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that would make grown marines cry.

Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic.

I choked on the air I'd just sucked in and swung around in disbelief. "What did you just say?""Me and the whole PD heard about your wet bra, so I'm assuming your panties are wet too.

She let out a strangled laugh. “Yeah, that’s how it works. I just woke up one morning and was like, ‘gee, I want to screw Kyler.’ Seriously, you have no clue.

My maid never sweeps under the bed so I asked her to do so today. Found a pen, three pairs of shoes and the man I had lost two years ago.

I don't spend money on books. I write them myself.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

it seems politicians projected the powerful brand called Ambedkar, rather than his ideologies. Like the ad says 'name is enough.

Welcome to the 21st century cosmopolitan world where biased thoughts preside over unbiased deeds, simple gestures become overrated gossip materials and injustice is a part of long term justice.

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

Are there moments when our brains are not exercising?” I questioned. “That would be almost like being brain dead...

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

While I still did not know what self- actualization that sat on the top level of the pyramid meant, I could believethat if I knew I would be able to say something positive about it as well inmy life.

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.

Oh. Sure. It makes perfect sense. Zane is a wolf because his father is an eagle.