Monkeys Quotes

My first attempts to transmit typhus to laboratory animals, including the smaller species of monkeys, had failed, as had those of my predecessors, for reasons which I can easily supply today

Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.

I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he is to become.

f you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see HIM.

I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state.

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.

Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana.

Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.

I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it.

Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs!

Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.

The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence.

Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness.

Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow.

I'm like a monkey. You don't let go of one branch until you get a hold of the other.

I love the Arctic Monkeys . Who doesn't? I'd love to see them live, but haven't got round to it yet. I never get to see bands because I'm never in the same town for more than two seconds.

Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

We are creatures of information and the imagination. The monkey we are already beginning to transform and shed. We don't look like the other monkeys, and we look less like them all the time.

I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present.

I rather wonder what I am doing here. I enjoy city life, you know. The glittering lights, the constant companionship, the liquid entertainment. The lack of sudden monkeys.

Many kinds of monkeys have a strong taste for tea, coffee and spirituous liqueurs.

In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey.

Where a pack of monkeys had traveled over the road, the smell of them lingered for a long time in the air, a dry and stale, mousy smell.

A misfit like me getting anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' kind of out of reach, or not a very realistic take.

Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.

It is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel.

Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom!

There is no need to upset about the fact that our ancestors were monkeys, because they are capable chaps! Don't be sad about the truth, just understand the truth!

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

Well, here's the thing with relationships on 'True Blood': Once they happen then you have to throw a monkey-wrench into them, because to have people be happy is not that exciting.

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.

I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.

Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all.

You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can.

Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor.

We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey--somehow as we are shy of poor relations.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

The person that always wins, that's the other thing. The monkey picking stocks always wins.

People might say, What's so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I've never even seen them. Well, you've never seen God either. You're gonna tell me he's not awesome?

Cardboard cutouts of cheerleaders operated by arthritic monkeys would move more fluidly.

I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock.

On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You'd be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem is, most monkey stories end tragically.

Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey.

With the tiger you're always on edge, and you always have to keep your distance. The monkey is far less threatening so you're more relaxed around the monkey, and I think that's actually hazardous.