Lemons Quotes

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

I'm weird about fruity desserts like lemony, acidic, zesty... I don't like lemon things and orange things, really.

I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.

Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.

When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice!

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

When I was laying there in his arms nothing else mattered. My parents, my lack of funds, everything just seemed to melt away as I was lost in his lips"- Bentley Evans

When life gives you lemons, use Cosmic Ordering!

Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.

When life hands you lemons, get yourself some limes because life can't be trusted.

But that is what islands are for

Says Momma: “I got handed lemons, too, y’know but I learned how to make lemonade with them… No one ever told me I had to add sugar but that’s life for you. It ain’t sweet.

When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic.

When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.

It’s like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after.

When actors encounter a mishap during a stage performance, they transform it for good purpose by employing a technique called, “use the difficulty.” How can you “use the difficulty” in your life?

When life gives you lemons...add melted butter, toasted paprike and dip some lobster in it!

When life gives you lemons...add melted butter, toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it!

When life gives you lemons...add melted butter, toasted paprika and dip some lobster in it!

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101.

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.