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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
I owe everything to the army.
You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.
It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.
But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.
I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry
All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.
I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.
I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.
I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.
I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.
At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.
I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.
My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.
It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.
I do play drums when I'm on tour.
There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.
I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.
I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.
I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.
I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.