Laughing Quotes
It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep.
When people laugh at your institutions and convince you that you have to adopt theirs - adopt their dress, adopt their taste in food - you are a prisoner to those people.
My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh.
Love lies bleeding in the bed whereover Roses lean with smiling mouths or pleading: Earth lies laughing where the sun's dart clove her: Love lies bleeding.
I was pretty awkward when I was young, but I was never afraid of putting myself out there. I would say stupid things but then they would laugh at me and possibly find it endearing.
I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smiling.
Like a ventriloquist who laughs at his dummy's jokes, I keep trying to make photographs that seduce me into believing in the image - all the time knowing better, but believing anyway.
Everything is Song. Everything is Silence. Since it all turns out to be illusion, perfectly being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, you are free to die laughing.
I like to laugh. I like to have a good time. I don't like to be so serious about things, so I would want a guy who would want to laugh and have a good time, too.
I know when I go to a movie I want to experience something, whether to laugh, to cry, to feel bad.
If you can't laugh at yourself or take any type of criticism or comment about yourself, I think it's more of a reflection of you.
Educationists are entertaining. We can always find a good laugh in their prose, with its special, ludicrous combination of ignorance and pretentiousness.
Living is being happy: seeing, hearing, touching, drinking, eating, urinating, defecating, diving into the water and gazing at the sky, laughing and crying.
My favorite thing in the world was to make people sing - until I made people laugh. Then that became my favorite thing in the world.
To laugh, if but for an instant only, has never been granted to man before the fortieth day from his birth, and then it is looked upon as a miracle of precocity.
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
Judd Apatow, Conan O'Brien ... taking what you think is funny, and then adding another layer to it. That's kind of my sensibility. Those are the guys that make me laugh.
One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp.
You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two.
So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale.
It's a book that makes me laugh and think - it would be very hard to like someone who didn't enjoy Candide!
My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh.
When I write something that would have made me laugh as a 10-year-old, or would have scared me or would have excited me, I know I'm onto something.
I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a Laugh Room in the pediatric ward of hospitals.
I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it very rarely makes me laugh.
I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
