Kitchen Quotes

My mom gave me one of those cloth calendars for the kitchen. It took me three hours to sew in a dental appointment.

My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13 years of my life. My birth name is Thom Potatoes.

Banish the onion from the kitchen and the pleasure flies with it.

I love to travel and to be inspired by new things, so everything is always new. I've never done the same bathroom or the same kitchen a second time. It's challenging, and I like to be challenged.

Family fun is as necessary to modern living as a kitchen refrigerator.

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove

I made True Detective like it was going to be the only thing I ever made for television. So put in everything and the kitchen sink. Everything.

Problems in a company are like cockroaches in the kitchen. You will never find just one

The most important thing in the kitchen is the waste paper basket and it needs to be centrally located.

My grandfather was a chef for a Baron in Sicily before he came to America. I grew up with him. I used to do my homework at one end of the kitchen table while he cooked at the other end.

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".

I'm a terrible cook. I am not allowed to go in the kitchen anymore after I almost burned down the apartment in New York.

Just like if you were brought up on a farm, you would most likely carry on your father's business as a farmer; I was brought up in the kitchen and ended up becoming a chef.

Jackie [Kennedy] wore one of my dresses – it was made from kitchen curtain material – and people went crazy.

If men can quilt and take over the kitchen, then women can pick up a wrench and fix a leaky pipe.

Write in the kitchen, lock yourself up in the bathroom. Write on the bus or the welfare line, on the job or during meals.

Good kitchen equipment is expensive, but most items last a lifetime and will pay for themselves over and over again

That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.

They could've thrown a kitchen sink into the box and one of the guys would've headed it.

Tomorrow, I'm going to a soup kitchen in Mobile. I think that will symbolize the insensitivity of this administration to human needs.

I juice everything! Whether it's beet, carrot, or apple, I'll juice it. I always keep brown rice in the kitchen. I'll often pack a cooler full of food to have throughout the day when I'm busy.

Most successful businesses in the country were started on a kitchen table. As long as people have needs unmet or problems unsolved, there are business opportunities.

Vegan With A Vengeance is on my kitchen shelf. This fun and creative book is delicious for people like me, who don’t eat pets.

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake.

For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of kitchen matches.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

[T]he cold warms me—after a different fashion from that of the kitchen stove.

Marriage entitles women to the protection of a strong man who will steady the stepladder while they paint the kitchen ceiling.

I hate kitchens. I don't understand these enormous American kitchens that take up half the living room and then they just order pizza.

You don't have to be a chef or even a particularly good cook to experience proper kitchen alchemy: the moment when ingredients combine to form something more delectable than the sum of their parts.

Woman is shut up in a kitchen or in a boudoir, and astonishment is expressed that her horizon is limited. Her wings are clipped, and it is found deplorable that she cannot fly.

No matter what happens in the kitchen, never apologize.

The science of life is a superb and dazzlingly lighted hall which may be reached only by passing through a long and ghastly kitchen.

Beyoncé and pathos are strangers. Amy Winehouse and pathos are flatmates, and you should see the kitchen.

Chefs think about what it's like to make food. Being a scientist in the kitchen is about asking why something works, and how it works.

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven

I was once on a mission, on a cruise I was wishin, that my mom was in the kitchen, eatin chicken, finger lickin.

And on a Canadian set, everybody is equal. You get paid the same. You live together in barracks. You have a communal kitchen. You buy and cook your own food.

It’s very easy to capture pictures of jubilant people in the street after the nuclear bomb. But there were no pictures of morose people sitting in their kitchens and living rooms.

I really feel like knife skills - not just in the kitchen, but in life - are really critical.

Keeping kids safe is sometimes a delusion. The world is a perilous place. Sometimes the kitchen is a perilous place.

When he went through the kitchen he kissed Rebeca on the forehead. "Get those bad thoughts out of your head," he told her. "You're going to be happy.

No chaos, no creation. Evidence: the kitchen at mealtime.

She died with a knife in her hand in her kitchen, where she had cooked for fifty years, and the death was solemnly listed in the newspaper as that of an artist.

You wake up one morning and there it is, sitting in an old plaid bathrobe in your kitchen, unpleasant and unshaved. You look at it, heart sinking. Madness is a rotten guest.

It goes back to the early days in the kitchen where you would be tasting dishes all night long, so the last thing I want to do in the morning is eat. Chefs generally tend to be grazers.

Kitchen Physic is the best Physic.

We owe much to the fruitful meditation of our sages, but a sane view of life is, after all, elaborated mainly in the kitchen.

Here's where we are, this is what's happening. So do something, or get out of the kitchen.

My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.