Beyoncé and pathos are strangers. Amy Winehouse and pathos are flatmates, and you should see the kitchen.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life.

My life is ruled by four W’s: my writing, my work, my wife, and my whisky. Not necessarily in that order.

When a human being is born the first thing he does is crying.. The rest of his life he'll spend discovering why...

A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.

It is no more informative to speak of self-efficacy in global terms than to speak of nonspecific social behavior

We've got a lot of violence in the world right now, a lot of upheaval in America with this election coming up, and a lot of unrest will come up from that.

I bring to a role everything I am, was and hope to be.

To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife.

'The Night Of.' I pray there will be more.

As I don't know about tomorrow, I never save the best for later.