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Jerk Quotes: "All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else’s poor decision making."

All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else’s poor decision making.



Jerk Quotes: "All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant."

All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.




Jerk Quotes: "Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are."

Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are.



Jerk Quotes: "A person with grace is somebody who's socially graceful or is a classy person, but sometimes you just feel the opposite of that, and you just feel like a jerk and a loser and a weirdo."

A person with grace is somebody who's socially graceful or is a classy person, but sometimes you just feel the opposite of that, and you just feel like a jerk and a loser and a weirdo.




Jerk Quotes: "I think I'm a mama's boy who wanted to be a hockey player, who failed, and had to become a singer. I think that I'm a generous, impatient, kind, jerk."

I think I'm a mama's boy who wanted to be a hockey player, who failed, and had to become a singer. I think that I'm a generous, impatient, kind, jerk.



Jerk Quotes: "I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore."

I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.



Jerk Quotes: "I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk."

I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk.




Jerk Quotes: "I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am."

I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am.



Jerk Quotes: "I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out."

I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out.



Jerk Quotes: "I'm not a knee-jerk conservative. I passionately believe in free markets and less government, but not to the point of being a libertarian."

I'm not a knee-jerk conservative. I passionately believe in free markets and less government, but not to the point of being a libertarian.



Jerk Quotes: "Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers."

Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers.



Jerk Quotes: "I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation."

I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.




Jerk Quotes: "If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest."

If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.



Jerk Quotes: "Hemingway was a jerk."

Hemingway was a jerk.



Jerk Quotes: "Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like 'Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."

Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like 'Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.



Jerk Quotes: "My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks."

My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks.



Jerk Quotes: "The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other."

The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.



Jerk Quotes: "Maybe one of the qualities of being a great coach is being [a jerk]. There are quite a few of them around."

Maybe one of the qualities of being a great coach is being [a jerk]. There are quite a few of them around.



Jerk Quotes: "If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent."

If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.



Jerk Quotes: "I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started."

I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started.



Jerk Quotes: "It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like a jerk or a douche, every now and then?"

It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like a jerk or a douche, every now and then?



Jerk Quotes: "Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey"

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey



Jerk Quotes: "Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk."

Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk.



Jerk Quotes: "All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'"

All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'



Jerk Quotes: "It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk."

It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk.



Jerk Quotes: "Don’t be friends with jerks."

Don’t be friends with jerks.



Jerk Quotes: "I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk."

I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.



Jerk Quotes: "Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television."

Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television.



Jerk Quotes: "It's tough being an actor making music, because even I have a knee-jerk reaction to that."

It's tough being an actor making music, because even I have a knee-jerk reaction to that.



Jerk Quotes: "I'll get cast occasionally as sort of the jerk version of myself, and I have fun doing that. But it's really better for everyone if I stay behind the camera."

I'll get cast occasionally as sort of the jerk version of myself, and I have fun doing that. But it's really better for everyone if I stay behind the camera.



Jerk Quotes: "I just think I have always had a good attitude about everything and never got ahead of myself. No one wants to work with a jerk."

I just think I have always had a good attitude about everything and never got ahead of myself. No one wants to work with a jerk.



Jerk Quotes: "You can't be a jerk in order to be a good writer."

You can't be a jerk in order to be a good writer.



Jerk Quotes: "I fall in love with characters when they're out of their element or are uncomfortable and you really feel for them in a knee-jerk sympathetic way."

I fall in love with characters when they're out of their element or are uncomfortable and you really feel for them in a knee-jerk sympathetic way.



Jerk Quotes: "I feel sad that we have allowed these knee-jerk feminists who want to act like it's a struggle against men...but again that's the least politically developed strand of feminism."

I feel sad that we have allowed these knee-jerk feminists who want to act like it's a struggle against men...but again that's the least politically developed strand of feminism.



Jerk Quotes: "How do you keep people from jerking your chain? Don't give your chain to jerks!"

How do you keep people from jerking your chain? Don't give your chain to jerks!



Jerk Quotes: "I act like a jerk sometimes."

I act like a jerk sometimes.



Jerk Quotes: "I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk."

I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk.



Jerk Quotes: "When you've been hurt, you don't make excuses for the jerk who hurt you. That's his mama's job."

When you've been hurt, you don't make excuses for the jerk who hurt you. That's his mama's job.



Jerk Quotes: "You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person."

You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person.



Jerk Quotes: "It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk."

It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.



Jerk Quotes: "I almost did the knee-jerk thing of saying Judge Judy is funny to me, but I just don't have the patience for the format of that show."

I almost did the knee-jerk thing of saying Judge Judy is funny to me, but I just don't have the patience for the format of that show.



Jerk Quotes: "Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation."

Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation.



Jerk Quotes: "People should realize we're jerks just like them."

People should realize we're jerks just like them.



Jerk Quotes: "Tony Bennett said to me, "Wow, your talent is amazing." Maybe he's a bore, maybe he's a jerk, but when he said that to me, I didn't need anything more than that."

Tony Bennett said to me, "Wow, your talent is amazing." Maybe he's a bore, maybe he's a jerk, but when he said that to me, I didn't need anything more than that.



Jerk Quotes: "My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk.""

My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk."



Jerk Quotes: "Jerk equals narcissist.Narcissists tend to be risk takers. Risk takers happen to do better in general in businesses. So jerk equals narcissist, equals risk taker."

Jerk equals narcissist.Narcissists tend to be risk takers. Risk takers happen to do better in general in businesses. So jerk equals narcissist, equals risk taker.



Jerk Quotes: "Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?"

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?



Jerk Quotes: "The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet."

The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.



Jerk Quotes: "When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath."

When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath.