Humour Quotes

Scott Derrickson breathes humour into a character with a very strong identity in the '60s and '70s, that psychedelia era of Eastern mysticism meeting the West.

I use humour a lot. My foundation is tragic, but my appearance is humorous.

It is the privilege of tale-tellers to open their story in an inn, the free rendezvous of all travellers, and where the humour of each displays itself, without ceremony or restraint.

My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour.

It needs to said that Gerard Brennan's The Point is terrific. Scorchingly funny, black humour at its finest and the most inventive car theft ever!

Contrary to my image, I do have a sense of humour.

Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won?

All I've ever tried to do is get the best out of people and to bring a bit of humour into it. Unlike, say, 'The X-Factor,' which may be great TV, but has no humour at all.

I love Andre 3000 from OutKast. I think we'd complement each other, but I'm hoping he's got a good sense of humour.

Taking the humour out of Dickens, it's not Dickens any more.

A British villain never loses their sense of humour.

My real name is Madeleine Wickham, under which I write dramas with an edge of humour. As Sophie Kinsella its fast, all-out comedies, such as the Shopaholic series.

EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition.

Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite.

That's where humour lives for me. In the body. The Steve Martin kind of stuff or Jim Carrey, that's what I like. I've always felt that's what I would like to do.

I am in fear, there is no humour left in public life because of this fear.

Humour is a big part of our lives as well as our music. Making it fun is the most important thing.

I like to always have humour in whatever I do.

Humour is human. Why? Well, because the Philosopher, Aristotle, says so.

Elderly people, I have found, when they're being honest, are also scumbags, and enjoy a little prurient humour as well.

I like a twisted sense of humour. On 'A History of Violence,' David Cronenberg and I would be doing the grimmest scenes and laugh a lot.

A little humour is good for the soul - regardless of how old you may be.

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

I wish the English still possessed a shred of the old sense of humour which Puritanism, and dyspepsia, and newspaper reading, and tea-drinking have nearly extinguished.

It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humour.

I have a humorous side but these days humour can be a risky thing.

Humour is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought - rather it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy.

I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that.

We are specially designed to appeal to the sense of humour.

Relationship humour gets the most laughs. If I'm able to get the women laughing, men will have to laugh along because they would be scared to death.

OK, so the guy is cool, but... I mean own up, this is barking time, this is major lunch, this is stool approaching critical mass, this is... this is... total vocabulary failure!

The course of true love never die run smooth

He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine!

While an author is yet living we estimate his powers by his worst performance, and when he is dead we rate them by his best.

. . . confirmed libertines don't reform until they're tired . . .

I'm not a goose, you're the gooses for crying over nothing

There's nothing deeper than love. In fairy tales, the princesses kiss the frogs, and the frogs become princes. In real life, the princesses kiss princes, and the princes turn into frogs.

This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your travel plans today do not include Los Angeles, now would be the perfect time to disembark.

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it never in the tongue Of him that makes it.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast

Sofia the kind of woman no matter what she have in her hand she make it look like a weapon.

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.

A man who tosses worms in the river isn’t 't necessarily a friend of the fish. All the fish who take him for a friend, who think the worm’s got no hook in it, usually end up in the frying pan.

Don't panic and carry a towel

Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter.

Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

Company, you see - company is - is - it's a very different thing from solitude - an't it?

Well, well, " said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of them.

Beppu (n.)The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.