Beppu (n.)The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.

Alltami (n.)The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps.

Aberystwyth (n.)A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for.

It seemed like my parents were always trying to get me to care about money, but I didn’t, really. Then again, it's easy to say you don't care about money when you have plenty of it.

A student will send me an urgent appeal to hear her, saying she is poor and wants my advice as to whether it is worth while to continue her studies. I invariably refuse such requests.

We must educate the public. The average person has no idea of what's going on in factory farms, in laboratories, circuses, roadside zoos or rodeos.

Yoga doesn't ask you to be more than you are. But it does ask you to be all that you are.

We're going to take on the big media, big business, and big donors that are bleeding our country dry. We're losing our jobs.

I spent most of my dough on booze, broads and boats and the rest I wasted.

We shall solve this problem, and afterwards Warsaw as the Capital and the pool of intelligentsia of that nation will be destroyed.

The fine print in the President's Social Security proposal is that all present and future workers under age 55 will have their promised retirement benefits cut.

In a world of noise, confusion and conflict it is necessary that there be places of silence, inner discipline and peace. In such places love can blossom.

My parents say that I was singing before I could talk. I personally remember specific moments at three or four when music was playing literally all over the house.