Humorous Quotes
If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show chimps.
We're not talking about a few rooms here with delicate personal matters involved.
When I was a younger man and had a life, I owned an El Camino pickup in the '70s. It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had Astroturf in the back.
The telephone is the greatest single enemy of scholarship; for what our intellectual forebears used to inscribe in ink now goes once over a wire into permanent oblivion.
It was to be a short visit for the G-shevs. More than four days in the U.S. and Raisa's VISA card bill would shatter the fragile Soviet economy.
If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people, he should resign.
As expected, you get his machine. Someday, even the "call of nature" will be answered by a machine.
In Riemann, Hilbert or in Banach space Let superscripts and subscripts go their ways. Our symptotes no longer out of phase, We shall encounter, counting, face to face.
The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity . . .
Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them.
A fine horse or a beautiful woman, I cannot look at them unmoved, even now when seventy winters have chilled my blood.
Come, let us hasten to a higher plane, Where dyads tread the fairy fields of Venn, Their indices bedecked from one to _ n, Commingled in an endless Markov chain!
Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you're able to persecute.
An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . .
I am engaged in answering that Italian buffoon, Mazotti, whose views upon the larval development of the tropical termites have excited my derision and contempt . . .
I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way.
I suspect the soviets never did want to use those bombs. The most Stalinist of Soviet hard-liners - Stalin, for example - must have realized a nuclear war would be a hard thing to clean up after.
I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.
Come, every frustum longs to be a cone, And every vector dreams of matrices. Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze: It whispers of a more ergodic zone.
I will tell you this: I will not raise taxes on the middle-class to pay for these programs.
It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows.
Young singers ask me, "Do I have to live in New York?" I say, "You can live wherever you want-as long as people think you live in New York."
The Russians could have some (warheads) aimed at Japan, so if we act up they can destroy our economy.
My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately
This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be fed an estimated total of four peanuts.
I'm sure I spent more time in Texas than anybody else who had run for President recently.
I mean you've got a conservative and right-winged press presence with really nothing on the other end of the political spectrum.
" ... It is not my desire to wound the feelings of any person with whom I am connected in family bonds. I may be a hypocrite," said Mr. Pecksniff, cuttingly, "but I am not a brute."
Nothing is more characteristically juvenile than contempt for juvenility. . . youth's characteristic chronological snobbery.