Hotel Quotes

There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.

The tide of visitors will float slowly about the bottom of the valley as harmless scum collecting in hotel and saloon eddies, leaving the rocks and falls eloquent as ever.

For the duration of its collective life, or the time during which its identity may be assumed, each class resembles a hotel or an omnibus, always full, but always of different people.

I am Eloise. I am six. I live at the Plaza hotel.

Hire the best talent to tell the story, or the view is great from my hotel.

On the stage of the Italian Terrace Room in the William Penn Hotel in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, in 1938 ... the place where Champagne Music was born.

It doesn't matter if you're staying at a four-star hotel, you will never have your whole closet with you.

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved.

I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.

The day Tarzan opened in London, I sat in a hotel room and discussed the project in detail.

My definition of a good hotel is a place I'd stay at.

One day I'll be old, dead, forgotten. And at this very moment, while I'm sitting here thinking these things, a man in a dingy hotel room is thinking, "I will always be here."

I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel.

I lived in a hotel across the street from Disneyland for a month.

If you knew the pain I had in my legs...what suffering! I couldn't wait to get to the hotel.

Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.

I'd most likely be a helicopter pilot, or I'd own a really cool surf hotel somewhere on a beach.

A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.

We stay in U2's hotel. They bought a hotel, The Clarence, a nice place and it's in an area where everything's happening, so many fantastic restaurants and bars and the people are so friendly.

I think there is a shadow network where everybody has infiltrated in terms of hotel concierges, restaurants, will tip off journalists or paparazzi, the airlines, everywhere.

Why is Wi-Fi free at cheap hotels, but $14 a night at expensive ones?

I don't want to live my life in a five-star hotel. That's not real life to me. You can't appreciate it.

I can still smell the tear gas in the Hilton Hotel.

In Germany I ingested the entire contents of the hotel mini-bar before a show and stuck my fingers in this guy's nostrils because I thought they would fit.

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

If you're a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you automatically look like a murderer who's just relaxing after he strangled a family. "Yeah-that dad was a tough one to kill."

Boutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No one's polishing their shoes.

They paved paradise and put up a parkin lot With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you got till it's gone

Hotels are the only proper places for lecturers. When I am ill-natured I so enjoy the freedom of a hotel where I can ring up a domestic and give him a quarter and then break furniture over him.

I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in all of my hotel rooms.

I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce.

I'm like a bad musical cliche because I bring my guitar on the road and try to write songs in hotel rooms.

I am tired of hotels promising to go the extra mile only to have them refuse to go round the corner!

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

From heaven even the most miserable life will look like one bad night at an inconvenient hotel.

Hotel Food !!, If i eat i will get Obesity, if i don't eat i will get Acidity...WHAT THE F...O...O...D...!!

I've spent the last year and a half going through a very public separation, hiding in hotel lobbies.

The lobbies are always the best-looking place in the hotel-you wish you could bring out a cot and sleep in them. Compared to the lobby, your room always looks like a closet.

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

I used to stay at the Trump [hotels] and I just wouldn't now. The people were great, but I wouldn't stay at a 'birther' hotel.

My favorite hotel is the Villa Alilla in Bali. The setting is pure bliss, overlooking the ocean of Uluwatu; the eye line makes you feel as if you're floating on top of the ocean.

The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.

People in hotels strike no roots. The French phrase for chronic hotel guests even says so; they are called dwellers sur la branche.

Your wallet will be stolen, you'll get fat, slip on the bathroom tiles of a foreign hotel and crack your hip.

This is Huntress placing Panta four-five, four-six on battle stations, I repeat battle stations, time one-two-four-one. Authenticate hotel romeo, all parties acknowledge with initials.

I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.

I never eat where the hotel recommends. I do my own research and then try the most highly rated options.

People say to me, 'You're so lucky. You get to see the world.' But I don't. I go to the hotel and to the pools and back again. That's it.

I got a hotel room at New York New York in Las Vegas and I was very happy. They've got that rollercoaster encircling the entire premises, just like Manhattan.

Nothing to me is so erotic as a hotel room, and therefore so penetrated with life and death.