Ex Wife Quotes

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip

I have one main reader, Miriam Gomez, my wife. She reads everything I write - I have not finished writing something and she is already reading it.

For me, Venezuela is very important, not just because it's a place I go to conduct, but because my family is there - my wife, my parents and my musical family.

It's still too early to say how my wife will influence my life. But I do already know that it's sometimes hard work living with her.

My wife [Tina Brown] co-founded the Daily Beast, so I have no hostility to the web or Internet. A number of print friends of mine regard it as the worst thing that's ever happened, but I don't.

I say sorry to my wife about five times a day for various reasons.

I don't write about certain arguments I have with my wife. I'd get my head torn off if wrote about certain things.

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

Take my wife... Please!

My wife gets mad because we'll be in the middle of something and I'll stop and say, 'No, I've got to write this down!' She'll say, 'No! We're in a discussion!' I say, 'I know, but it's hilarious!

My wife and I are always concerned about how long it's going to take to eat out. You just don't know.

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.

My guitar is half my life and my wife is the other half.

I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished.

There are also many things my wife can't stand about me, and there are certain capacities that she has that are different than mine. The trick is to find compatibilities.

My wife keeps me sharp. You know, she ain't going to let me get comfortable with this "Ice Cube" stuff.

I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one of my wife's dinners.

I am a professional photographer because it is the best way I know to earn the money I require to take care of my wife and children.

I am happy! I'm leaving on a trip and my wife is staying in Bulgaria.

A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him.

My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.

Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: “My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!

My wife is my protector. Without her, I'm nothing. She wants to please me, and I want to please her. We've been together over 53 years.

I don't shop online, but my wife buys everything at home. We buy sea crabs, fresh crabs, all kinds of things.

We [with my wife] felt like we had the ability to help people not just on a local basis, but on a national basis.

Contrary to what people say, my wife never turned me away from the presidency. She told me to reflect on it and do what I wanted.

My wife, who does not like journalizing, said it was leaving myself embowelled to posterity--a good strong figure. But I think itis rather leaving myself embalmed. It is certainly preserving myself.

My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy.

My wife is really unhappy with my agent. But I'm the big winner.

My wife says I'm only comfortable when there's a fight. And it's true. The thing that motivates me is struggle.

Always accepting the greatest joy of all is the time that I get to spend with my wife.

A loving wife is better than making 50 in cricket, or even 99, beyond that I will not go.

I have always dressed somewhat well - not because I work at GQ - but because my wife is amazing at finding clothes that disguise my waistline.

I play a slave. How black is that? I have to wear chains. How whack is that? But don’t worry. I get free. I save my wife and I kill all the white people in the movie. How great is that?

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife.

My wife and I are living large in our beloved Miami and I'm working on the things that are important to me.

I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife.

For me and my wife, it was love at first sight.

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

My wife is like, You finally get your own TV show, you can have any kind of car you want and you get a darned truck. But my brother and I have the same kind of truck now.

I married my wife and she brought these two amazing kids into my life, and we were realizing, God there's nothing out there in fiction about blended families.

I think I'm a really good girlfriend, and I think that I could be a really good wife. I know that I love being able to give my love out to someone. I know there is somebody great out there for me.

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.

My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.

I lived across from a Catholic church for 15 years that I never went into. And then I got married to my wife and - you know, and now we're going in there every other day baptizing a kid.

I have the best wife and six wonderful children. And I'm proud to report that my future will always be bright with the family that I have.

Be my wife, all my life.

My wife and I battle over home decor. My style goes from Gothic to Baroque. Hers is minimalist.