Guy Ritchie Quotes

It's not easy to strap yourself down to a desk and bash on a keyboard when you know you can direct lots of films, because directing films is fun and interactive and gregarious. Writing isn't.

We're not unique. We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together. Relationships are about eating humble pie.

My principal job is to make interesting and entertaining films, and I'm not proud of which format or which particular technique I use. I just wanted the film to look good.

I'm not under too much of an illusion of how smart or un-smart I am because filmmaking ultimately is about teamwork.

If somebody has a better idea than me, I'll take it if it surpasses what we have on the page because at the end of the day, it's me that takes the credit anyway!

If you change the rules on what controls you... you will change the rules on what you can control.

I got into film-making because I was interested in making entertaining movies, which I felt there was a lack of.

The best thing to do is find one person in your life and try to love them unconditionally. If you've accomplished that, you've accomplished a lot.

We can all be conned but at what point do we realize that we're being conned and to what point do we allow ourselves to be conned?

I think there's a natural system in your own head about how much violence the scene warrants. It's not an intellectual process, it's an instinctive process.

I got too fed up with films that didn't make you think. I liked the idea of one that you'd have to be dancing around with. I like my mind to be engaged when I watch a film.

It's OK to have beliefs, just don't believe in them.

The idea is that that there is no such thing as an external enemy.

Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths. Arguably more than crack cocaine.

The English countryside is the most staggeringly beautiful place. I can't spend as much time there as I like, but I like everything about it. I like fishing, I like clay- pigeon shooting.

I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.

I like filming in the UK - I'll sleep in my own bed, which I'm really happy about.

We are not that flash, me or the missus. In fact, we are quite low-maintenance.

I still love her. But she's retarded, too.

If you find a TV series that you like, you like the tone of the TV series or the movie.

Brad [Pitt], poor geezer, was blown up, thrown around, burned, slapped, frozen. But never a moan or a whine. Now that's what I call a real star.

I love fatherhood. I could bang on about kids forever.

Previously, on Lock, Stock, I went to bed at two in the morning and woke up at five in the morning, and on this one I was known to nod off on the set occasionally.

I live on a bicycle...I live in central London, probably 90 percent of my travel is done on a bicycle. I love bicycles.

You get a different kick out of all aspects of filmmaking.

I suppose directing on set is the most fun because it's a good crack and you feel you're on the battlefield whereas writing is a fairly solitary undertaking.

I'd like to work with the missus, but there's nothing in the pipeline at the moment.

I like to think that we've got a plan, so let's stick to it. That said, once we've stuck to it, we're allowed as much improvisation as anyone cares to indulge themselves in.

Other than the fact that I like a country house, I can't think of anything I'd want to spend my money on.

I like death. I'm a big fan of it.

I think it's that much harder to make a good comedy than it is straight and apparently serious.

It's still too early to say how my wife will influence my life. But I do already know that it's sometimes hard work living with her.

I'm not politically motivated. I used to be - passionately. I used to be very Left wing. Then I went very Right wing, and now I rest somewhere in the middle.

As I get more and more involved in the child's world with Rocco his son I'm getting interested in making a film for children.

I am relatively familiar with getting a good old rumping from the critics. In some cases, the critics just didn't like the film - fair cop. Others, I think, didn't understand it.

What I liked about American movies when I was a kid was that they're sort of larger than life and I think I'm still suffering from that reaction.

I'm single again and I wouldn't have it any other way. I'm loving it at the moment. This is what I've been missing.

In fact, 95% of the people in my films have been nothing less than a pleasure to work with.

I don't know enough about Woody Allen to be a fan of him.

I don't like the idea of agents in a typical form. The idea of agents, to me, brings up the idea of a man in a very boring suit who's not very good looking and doesn't have much attention to style.

One of the interesting and exciting things about my job is watching technological ground being pioneered.