Ems Quotes

Steal my stuff off the internet wherever you can and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel free to burn 'em and share 'em. Then come to the show.

You cant beat The Beatles, you join em.

Critics don't buy records. They get 'em free.

You can love someone with all your heart for all the right reasons, and in a moment they can choose to walk away. love 'em anyway.

Never tell 'em how many lettermen you've got coming back. Tell 'em how many you lost.

It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. It's an old political trick. But this time it won't work.

The Lord made Adam, the Lord made Eve, he made 'em both a little bit naive.

Flout 'em, and scout 'em; and scout 'em, and flout 'em; / Thought is free.

I've been really interested in focusing on the aspects of my Russian heritage I'm proud of. I'm actually em­barrassed to tell people I'm Russian, because it's become such an awful place.

Time lessens all extremes and reduces 'em to mediums and unconcern.

I jump 'em from other writers but I arrange 'em my own way.

Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.

Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus.

If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em.

Clap, clap, let em fall slow. I know you had your fears, you can let em all go

When a man ain't got no ideas of his own, he'd ought to be kind o' careful who he borrows 'em from.

He said he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab

I don't think human beings are bad. They're weak. And that's what makes 'em bad.

Diamonds talk, and I can stand listenin' to 'em often.

I don't like jeans with holes in 'em. I like 'em faded.

I try to give'em a reason, you see. It helps folks if they can latch onto a reason.

The first thing to remember: There's no substitute for cold steel. They do not like it up 'em, they DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

I'm a firm believer in that there are MCs and there are artists. I love' em both.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

I love to cook and I know a lot of people watching love those segments, but so often they feel rushed to me. If we give 'em a bit more time to breathe, people will get more out of them.

People tend the take everything too seriously. Especially themselves. Yep. And that's probably what makes 'em scared and hurt so much of the time. Life is too serious to take that seriously.

Look em in the eye. Make a gesture of inclusion, which he did all the time. And above all, have a chorus. So I learned from Pete Seeger to have something for them to sing.

Critics who attack my wife bug me. It makes me want to pay 'em a visit so I could give 'em a good punch in the nose.

Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em.

I think a newspaper should be provocative, stir 'em up, but you can't do that on television. It's just not on.

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

When you're me, when you're R. Kelly, everybody wants a piece of you, and if you don't give 'em a piece they'll find a way to get a piece of you one way or the other.

So, naturalists observe, a flea; Hath smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller fleas to bite 'em, And so proceed ad infinitum.

If you have political convictions... keep 'em to yourself

Since you knew they was goin' to cheat you anyway, I recorded under any name with all of 'em.

Women is fine once you got em pinned down, boss, but when they ain't pinned down they're hell.

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

In public, I like real conservative clothes, something that's not too flashy. But onstage, I like 'em as flashy as you can get 'em.

Some things in life, you don't get. You gotta go take it... Or you'll never have'em.

I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em.

Sandworms...you know I hate 'em!

Shoot all the blue jays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.

Every runner has a little crazy in ‘em. It’s a good thing.

People that are born beautiful like supermodels act like entitled a**holes. It makes you embarrassed just to see 'em. They handle beauty embarrassingly.

Rich enough that I don't have to tell em I'm rich

Never put the story in the lead. Let 'em have a hot shot of ambiguity right between the eyes.

In Houston everyone owns guns and uses 'em - sometimes just for the hell of it.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em.

Take your diamonds and throw em up like you're bulimic. Yeah, the beat cold, but the flow is anemic.