I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

No sooner have you feasted on beauty with your eyes than your mind tells you that beauty is vain and beauty passes

Be willing to walk with God.

Nostalgia is missing what might come back.

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old seek what they sought.

There are three things in the world that deserve no mercy, hypocrisy, fraud, and tyranny.

The fundamental purpose of the artist is the same as that of a scientist: to state a fact.

True ignorance is not the absence of knowledge, but the refusal to acquire it.

A singular fact, that, when man is a brute, he is the most sensual and loathsome of all brutes.

I made the contract with God years ago, that no matter what came through, I would say it, but if I ever hurt someone, I would stop.

I do not recall to [Kim Jong-un], but it was complex. "Dear young leader of the people and chairman of the joint military commission" or something like that.