Dumb Quotes

I felt like my vote was the vote that put [Obama] into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had.

Airshow flying is tough, it's even tougher if you do something stupid. Don't do nuthin dumb!

Dumb animals we call them, while they bark and neigh and moo. They talk as much as we do - to them we seem dumb too.

If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.

Cuz the 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb.

I felt dumb and subdued. Every time I tried to concentrate, my mind glided off, like a skater, into a large empty space, and pirouetted there, absently.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

Heterosexuality as we know it is so plain boring, dumb, dull and artificial, it has to be imposed upon people, otherwise they don't take it.

Because I had an accent, people had this impression that I was dumb.

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!

It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.

I've learned that sometimes when people don't like what you have to say, and don't want to debate you on ideas, it's just easier to call you a dumb blonde from Fox News.

Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.

I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's when they lose me. I find a lot of comedy in honesty.

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!

Anger and jealousy's all that he sells us, he's content when you're under his thumb. Madmen oppose him, but your kindness throws him, to survive it you play deaf and dumb.

I don't think this is an example of life and limb being at risk. I like the fact that our fans care.

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

The next time you're caught in a room full of smart people doing something dumb (like trying to anticipate what your users will do), tune them out, flip open your laptop, and start prototyping.

Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig on my checks.

My favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. It's a classic and I can pretty much recite the entire movie.

I can't impress people with the pedigree of obscure French filmmakers that got me into film. It was Robert Zemeckis and Steven Spielberg. I really thought I wanted to make dumb action movies.

I've had to overcome a lot of diversity.

People are always asking me if I'm Lynyrd Skynyrd or which one's Skynyrd, but I always say, 'Who'd ever have a dumb name like that?'

Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age.

Anyone dumb enough to get his political information from a comic strip deserves what he gets at the polls.

The toughness I was learning was not a martyred doggedness, a dumb heroism, but the art of accommodation. I thought: to be tough is to be fragile; to be tender is to be truly fierce.

There is so much that is deaf and dumb in man, and so much that is paralyzed, so much that is shrunken, that nothing short of a miraculous touch of re-creation can make them at death perfect beings.

Each time I read a book, I cataloged the parts that struck me dumb with envy and admiration for their beauty and power and truth.

Men are cheaters. Women are not to be trusted. And most people are dumb.

Most movies, once the action starts there's no more characters. You say a couple of dumb lines and then there's just explosions until the end.

Nobody's dumb in this relationship [with his wife] or in the relationships of any of the other guys in the band. But it's also not the cliché that those on the outside envision.

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.

If you can read and don't, you're dumb.

I tried to laugh early on about ego and pride... I do something great and then I do something really dumb and then I laugh. You'll always be that kid.

Poetry is a dumb Buddha who thinks a donkey is as important as a diamond.

Women are smart in business and dumb in love. They won't date outside their zip code, let alone outside the city. They are city snobs.

I hated my childhood. It was loathsome. My parents were deaf and dumb. Profoundly so. They could make noises when they were emotionally aroused, but they couldn't form it into speech.

All I'm asking for is what I want.

There's no place on earth with more dumb girls per square foot than a college in California.

It's well known that many girls have a tendency to dumb down when they're in middle school.

The loss of my sight was a great fillip. If I could go deaf and dumb I think I might pant on to be a hundred.

The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.

They should have focused more on me.

There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not... she's got balls of steel.

To win a moral victory at the expense of your sanity is dumb.