Dumb Quotes

Actually, most people don't think I have too much sense because I would rather be fairly intelligent and act dumb instead of not having any sense at all and try to act smart.

I don't like to be on a set and wait three hours, just to make some lighting adjustments. I like to shoot. That's what I want to do. I'd rather shoot something dumb than wait.

Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women.

The way that we make dumb decisions and discriminatory decisions is by employing stereotypes about groups of people. We don't see people as fully human when other people speak for them.

Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

Light griefs are plaintive , but great ones are dumb

Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb.

If something is accessible to a lot of people, it's got to be dumb because most people are dumb.

Never feel dumb. Not knowing who or what is no sin. Ignorance is simply the measure of what you haven't got to yet. I find writers and works every day that I haven't got to, haven't even heard of.

At the bottom there is no perfect history; there is none such conceivable. All past centuries have rotted down, and gone confusedly dumb and quiet.

For who, to dumb forgetfulness a prey, This pleasing anxious being e'er resign'd, Left the warm precincts of the cheerful day, Nor cast one longing ling'ring look behind?

There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.

Passions are likened best to floods and streams: The shallow murmur, but the deep are dumb.

What more chilling indictment of the modern world is there than this: that the condition of the smartphone user is that of a dumb animal. Moooo!

I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her.

A kind Of excellent dumb discourse.

I feel my best when I'm happy.

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.

How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

I'm too old to be governed by fear of dumb people.

It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb.

There is no such thing as a dumb poet or a handless painter. The essence of an artist is that he should be articulate.

I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don't know where I fit in.

Where the hell is Australia anyway?

There are no dumb male questions. There are dumb males, but not dumb male questions.

To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god.

If somebody's dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they're gonna have to take what they get.

Don't be dumb. (don't get a tattoo)

Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me... that's black.

Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I'm pretty socially conscious.

I can preach until your deaf and dumb, I'm in that soul saving army beating on that big bass drum.

And I have asked to be Where no storms come, Where the green swell is in the havens dumb, And out of the swing of the sea.

One cold wintry day in London, I was dreaming about salad nicoise—one of my favorites.

I hate to say this, but at the time, (late 70's) it was like the smart people liked punk and the dumb people liked Journey.

As hideous and dumb as it sounds, I wouldn't be at all surprised by an invasion of Iraq on September II. I'll take a long shot bet on that.

I just don't like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean.

The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.

At the finish, it was all over

The oracles are dumb, No voice or hideous hum Runs thro' the arched roof in words deceiving.

Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.

New tech almost always looks dumb right before it completely changes your life.

You're young and dumb and quick at the tongue.

At parties, I'll start talking and notice everyone is looking at me and feel dumb and say, 'Forget it,' and then start eating things.

Do you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals.

You’re never as smart as you think you are when you are winning and never as dumb as you feel when you are losing.

No one is dumb who is curious.

I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30?

When you get a lot of money thrown at you, you can make some dumb decisions without the right advice.

The Bell never rings of itself; unless some one handles or moves it it is dumb. [Lat., Nunquam aedepol temere tinniit tintinnabulum; Nisi quis illud tractat aut movet, mutum est, tacet.]