I can't take his genius any more.

All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved.

I think all women have a certain elegance about them which is destroyed when they take off their clothes.

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

Basically, I am a good, gentle person, but I am attracted to mean personalities.

After all, a girl is... well, a girl. It's nice to be told you're successful at it.

We are all tied to our destiny and there is no way we can liberate ourselves.

Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H.

What surprises me in life are not the marriages that fail, but the marriages that succeed.

I always thought that if I ever got good reviews I'd be happy. It's so empty. It's never what I wanted, ever. All I wanted was just what everybody else wants - to be loved.

Whatever you write about me, don't make it sad.

I was crying a little for the boy I had wanted him to be and the boy he hadn’t turned out to be.

The thing that impresses me most about North America is the way parents obey their children.

...had always taken for granted that the whole world was in a state of constantly fluctuating madness, and that a neurosis was not an illness, but a fact of life, like pimples.

The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.

I was a peaceful sedentary man, a lover of a quiet life, with no appetite for perils and commotions. But I was beginning to realise that I was very obstinate.

Because that's what heaven is...it's opening the door of a house in twilight and everyone you love is there.

I tried to pay attention, but attention paid me.

I love kids with a passion I usually reserve for hot cheese, miniature chairs, and Prince concerts, but I feel no stress to reproduce simply because of a fear of withering eggs.

To preserve the life of citizens, is the greatest virtue in the father of his country.

The shadows didn't seem as dark as usual. Not with my personal sun along.