Car Quotes

I'm sorry about your Porsche." "I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful." I was just sitting in your car!" Babe, you're a magnet for disaster.

I never drove a car. I'm hopeless that way. I press the wrong buttons on the tape recorder. But if the person I'm interviewing helps me out, that person feels needed. People need to feel needed.

I think earning money is the simplest thing in the world once you learn how to do it. It's like driving a car. It's simple if you know how to do it.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

The people who hate SICP are the ones who just want to know how to drive their car on the highway, just like everyone else.

We get picked up in these Rolls Royces and get three miles down the highway and five cop cars pull us over.

I never rode in an automobile until I was 12.

The home is where part of the family waits until the others are through with the car.

All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.

So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'

A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system.

Just be nice to me while I am doing the scene; that is all. I don't want big cars, I don't want big hotel rooms.

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.

It ain't the rain, the snow, the boss, the competition, the spouse, the money, the car, the job, or the kids - it's you! And it always has been.

When I was three years old, I had race-car wallpaper, a race-car bed, race-car toys. That was all I wanted. And nothing has changed. Except I don't have a race-car bed anymore.?

In the rest of the world though, particularly in Europe, the most popular form of racing is not stock cars. It's not NASCAR. It doesn't look anything like NASCAR. It's Formula 1.

You always want to have a winning car, but there is no guarantee that it will be.

The modern world is a crowd of very rapid racing cars all brought to a standstill and stuck in a block of traffic.

He who understands, as always, can make his car work better than he who does not.

Indy car racing is much more aggressive.

My dad invented road rage. He wasn't the first guy to get mad in the car, but he was first guy to get mad enough to make the paper.

TV holds a close second to cars for destroying our society. It's a failed experiment.

In order to win, you have to be aggressive - with your car, with the racetrack, and with the competition. But you don't have to be stupid about it.

In the same way that when the car got going, people thought it would be an electric car, people thought it would be a steam car.

Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys whose policies drove the economy into the ditch and then walked away from the scene of the accident?

Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wanting to turn around without getting out of the car.

I have a car that I like - an Aston Martin - for Sunday drives in the country.

I wish I did believe in God. It would be a great relief to think, 'God'll take care of it. God'll put gas in the car tomorrow'.

There are going to be little victories that we claim, even if it's finishing 15th and putting the car back in hauler without a scratch on it.

I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up.

Smokey and The Bandit was just a lark. All we did was run up and down those Georgia roads wrecking cars and having the time of our life.

The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.

A car designer is really a sculptor.

At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns.

It all happened so fast. The ghetto. The deportation. The sealed cattle car. The fiery altar upon which the history of our people and the future of mankind were meant to be sacrificed.

You know, it's amazing. I don't even have a car, would you believe it? I had a motorbike and it got stolen last year. So I've got to buy another one of those, I suppose. I can treat myself to that.

I don't own designer clothes, or a sports car, or a huge house, but I am seeing the world, experiencing amazing things, and I have become an environmental campaigner.

Sometimes movie-making happens like clockwork; other times, like a car accident.

Well, you go to Holland and everybody's on a bike - nobody would think to have a car.

I'm driving my old car until I'm on a first name basis with the low tow truck drivers!

This car of mine, I am tickled to death with it. The machine is nearly everything, its power, stability and balance. The driver, allowing for his experience and courage, is much less.

Practicing yoga is like tuning up your car: it allows the bode to function in accordance with what it was designed to do.

I will argue that in the literal sense the programmed computer understands what the car and the adding machine understand, namely, exactly nothing.

Remote villages and rural communities have lost their identity, and their charm and peace have been sacrificed to that worst of abominations, the automobile.

A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.

I find that, in general, the amount of sharing men do with each other in one year is about the same as what I share with my female friends while we wait for our cars at the valet.

Go into the auto mechanic, youve got to know computers to be able to work on the cars.

People that call old leads, drive old cars.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

I don't think I'm fixed. People think that you're like a car in a body shop. You go in, they fix you, and you're out. It takes constant fixing.