When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous, I was at last able to leave Piss-Artists Notorious.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Love is the key to heart.

If the nature of her foes would speak to the credit of Bridget's death, then surely the nature of her allies would speak even more loudly about clearly of her life.

Move forward not back. The people, places and things that brought you down only need you to bring you lower. STAY AWAY!

Considering our history, I can think of nothing more American than an immigrant.

We can always get along better by reason and love of truth than by worry of conscience and remorse...we should strive to keep worry from our life.

If we think long term, the younger generation here is better about embracing the world. Not seeing countries boundaries kind of an "us versus them" thing.

And falling's just another way to fly.

I left school at 17 and was a star by the time I was 18 - in certain parts of the world anyway.

Artists are losing the choice to use film. People have a love for it - the grain, how it feels, the texture.

There is nothing more soul-satisfying than the first succulent bite into the juicy frankfurter.