Alcohol Quotes

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.

When you can stop you don't want to, and when you want to stop, you can't.

Chess: It's like alcohol. It's a drug. I have to control it, or it could overwhelm me. I have a regular Monday night game at my home, and I do play a little online.

The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time.

It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days

I've seen many lives destroyed. I've seen more people have problems with gambling than I have with drugs and alcohol. And there are some serious consequences if you get in over your head.

One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything.

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits to my mental health justify the risks.

Photography, like alcohol, should only be allowed to those who can do without it.

I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you set your mind to. Make us proud of you.

I would argue that coffee has been far more important to literature than alcohol.

It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.

You do not need drugs and alcohol to change who you are - You are perfect just the way you are.

You got to realise that when I was 20 years old, I had a house, a Mercedes, a Corvette and a million dollars in the bank before I could buy alcohol legally.

I once heard someone say that the concept of moderation seems a little extreme, and tonight...I agree.

We are fighting Germany, Austria and drink, and as far as I can see, the greatest of these three deadly foes is drink.

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love!

Caffeine. The gateway drug.

Snorting cocaine is like feeding pork to the brain.

A lot of people don't know the brain is 85% water, so anything that dehydrates you like caffeine or alcohol is bad for the brain.

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.

There is only one really safe, mild, harmless beverage and you can drink as much of that as you like without running the slightest risk, and what you say when you want it is, 'Garcon! Un Pernod!'

I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door.

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.

I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So, tell me why should it be true, that I get a kick out of you?

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

We drown our doubts in dry champagne and soothe our souls with fine cocaine. I don't know why I even care, we get so high and get nowhere.

I can't walk, so I can't go home. No need to talk, cause I'm all alone. If I stay here they're gonna lock me in, hitting the bottle again.

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.

I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

This isn't champagne anymore. We went through the champagne a long time ago. This is serious stuff. The days of champagne are long gone.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

I always give homeless people money, and my friends yell at me, 'He's only going to buy more alcohol and cigarettes.' And I'm thinking, 'Oh, like I wasn't?'